nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr

tupacabra:

*has feelings for someone*

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thelow-cal-calzone-zone:

I’m pretty sure this is my favorite quote from this show ever

"You don’t act gay though!!"

lordseltzer:

STOP!

I promise I like men, but please stop acting like “gay” is a life style and that there is a handbook that I am refusing to follow

siriusblaque:

narcissa malfoy was probably the most powerful occlumens in hogwarts history and nobody knew

she literally stood up to lord voldemort and lied that harry potter was dead and i don’t know about you but if i were an evil ruler i would probably want to triple-check that my nemesis was, you know, actually deceased

voldemort had actual doubts about snape

narcissa swans on by without a whisper, without a second glance

pyropotter:

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

'So do what u want with my body.'

toyota:

Shakira back in 1996

idioticteen:

David Guetta Feat. The person who sings the whole song